The Straight Version
Two Iranian tankers and a tugboat caught fire via mine and explosion in Strait of Hormuz.
The UNHINGED Take
Iran's IRGC turned a slick oil streak into a flaming spectacle. If the Jerusalem Post's quill was a sword, it got burned in the process.
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The Bottom Line
KIDF WINS / 10
Iran's IRGC turned a slick oil streak into a flaming spectacle.
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Iran's IRGC turned a slick oil streak into a flaming spectacle. KIDF WINS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/irans-irgc-says-two-tankers-and-tugboat-caught #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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