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Israel election results: Netanyahu bloc holds lead with double envelopes to be counted overnight

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Jerusalem Post·28 Oct, 10:17 pm
Israel election results: Netanyahu bloc holds lead with double envelopes to be counted overnight — Israel
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The Straight Version

Netanyahu bloc leads, double envelopes awaiting overnight count.

The UNHINGED Take

Herzog begs calm while Golan plots a 'Ra’am alliance' that would still choke; Netanyahu’s double envelopes are just more gold wrapped in political gutter.

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Herzog begs calm while Golan plots a 'Ra’am alliance' that would still choke; Netanyahu’s double envelopes are just more gold wrapped in political gutter.

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