The Straight Version
Netanyahu’s Likud tops the polls but still lacks a Knesset majority; Arab parties snag 19 seats.
The UNHINGED Take
The final tally looks like a Bibi‑biscuit left on a grill – every seat offered as a discount, leaving the democracy as flat as a stale pita.
The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
The final tally looks like a Bibi‑biscuit left on a grill – every seat offered as a discount, leaving the democracy as flat as a stale pita.
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The final tally looks like a Bibi‑biscuit left on a grill – every seat offered as a discount, leaving the democracy as flat as a stale pita. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/israel-election-results-netanyahus-likud-biggest-party-in #NZElection2026 #Unhinged
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