The Straight Version
Israeli opposition parties endorsed Gadi Eisenkot for Prime Minister after a deadlocked election result.
The UNHINGED Take
Bibi is clinging to his chair like a barnacle while the opposition plays footsie with the Arab list in a desperate, pathetic circle jerk for power.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
Bibi is clinging to his chair like a barnacle while the opposition plays footsie with the Arab list in a desperate, pathetic circle jerk for power.
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Bibi is clinging to his chair like a barnacle while the opposition plays footsie with the Arab list in a desperate, pathetic circle jerk for power. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/israeli-opposition-unites-behind-eisenkot-as-netanyahu-says #NZEle
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