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Israeli opposition unites behind Eisenkot as Netanyahu says voters chose him for PM

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 09:03 am
Israeli opposition unites behind Eisenkot as Netanyahu says voters chose him for PM — Israel
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The Straight Version

Israeli opposition parties endorsed Gadi Eisenkot for Prime Minister after a deadlocked election result.

The UNHINGED Take

Bibi is clinging to his chair like a barnacle while the opposition plays footsie with the Arab list in a desperate, pathetic circle jerk for power.

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Bibi is clinging to his chair like a barnacle while the opposition plays footsie with the Arab list in a desperate, pathetic circle jerk for power.

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Bibi is clinging to his chair like a barnacle while the opposition plays footsie with the Arab list in a desperate, pathetic circle jerk for power. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/israeli-opposition-unites-behind-eisenkot-as-netanyahu-says #NZEle

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