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Israeli police thwart illegal camel race in Negev military firing zone, seize camel

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Ynetnews·1 Nov, 11:55 am
Israeli police thwart illegal camel race in Negev military firing zone, seize camel — Israel
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The Straight Version

Israeli police seized a camel and detained two people during an illegal race in a Negev military zone.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine risking a military firing zone just to cosplay as a desert drag racer with a beast that has a lower IQ than your average Knesset member. Absolute Bedouin brain rot.

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Imagine risking a military firing zone just to cosplay as a desert drag racer with a beast that has a lower IQ than your average Knesset member.

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