The Straight Version
Eisenkot gets 28 days to form a government amid Knesset power struggle, new speaker looms.
The UNHINGED Take
Eisenkot stabs Knesset while politicians parade in a puppet‑show, judges undo reforms like a drunken magician. Last night's party tricks still flex.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Eisenkot stabs Knesset while politicians parade in a puppet‑show, judges undo reforms like a drunken magician.
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