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Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 12:19 pm
Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people — Israel
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The Straight Version

Kenyan cult leader Paul Mackenzie received a life sentence for starving 191 followers, including children, to death.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine starving your own kids to meet a guy who turned water into wine just to find out he left you on read. Absolute bottom-tier theological incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine starving your own kids to meet a guy who turned water into wine just to find out he left you on read.

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