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Lebanese priest’s murder sparks sectarian outrage, calls to deport Syrians

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Jerusalem Post·1 Nov, 07:02 pm
Lebanese priest’s murder sparks sectarian outrage, calls to deport Syrians — Israel
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The Straight Version

Father Samir Daou was stabbed more than 20 times in his home, allegedly by a Syrian worker he hired for the olive harvest, prompting calls for the deportation of Syrians.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Lebanese priest’s murder sparks sectarian outrage, calls to deport Syrians: "Lebanese priest’s murder sparks sectarian outrage, calls to deport Syrians". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Lebanese priest’s murder sparks sectarian outrage, calls to deport Syrians: "Lebanese priest’s murder sparks sectarian outrage, calls to deport Syrians".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Lebanese priest’s murder sparks sectarian outrage, calls to deport Syrians: "Lebanese priest’s murder sparks sectarian outrage, calls to deport Syrians". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/lebanese-priests

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