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Luxembourg takes aim at Israeli settlements with import ban despite tiny trade volume

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Ynetnews·31 Oct, 11:23 pm
Luxembourg takes aim at Israeli settlements with import ban despite tiny trade volume — Israel
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The Straight Version

Luxembourg bans Israeli settlement imports, symbolically mocking its tiny $12k trade while declaring a Palestinian state.

The UNHINGED Take

Luxembourg thinks it’s clutching power but its $12k trade is a size‑zero joke. EU would kiss its ego if it had a bigger purse.

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The Bottom Line

EGO FAIL / 10

Luxembourg thinks it’s clutching power but its $12k trade is a size‑zero joke.

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Luxembourg thinks it’s clutching power but its $12k trade is a size‑zero joke. EGO FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/luxembourg-takes-aim-at-israeli-settlements-with-import #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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