The Straight Version
Luxembourg bans Israeli settlement imports, symbolically mocking its tiny $12k trade while declaring a Palestinian state.
The UNHINGED Take
Luxembourg thinks it’s clutching power but its $12k trade is a size‑zero joke. EU would kiss its ego if it had a bigger purse.

The Bottom Line
EGO FAIL / 10
Luxembourg thinks it’s clutching power but its $12k trade is a size‑zero joke.
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Luxembourg thinks it’s clutching power but its $12k trade is a size‑zero joke. EGO FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/luxembourg-takes-aim-at-israeli-settlements-with-import #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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