The Straight Version
Cameron Boozer recorded his first triple-double while the Pelicans defeated the Kings in recent NBA action.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine getting paid millions to toss a ball while the world burns. Watching these overgrown man-children chase orange leather is the peak of human delusion.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine getting paid millions to toss a ball while the world burns.
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