The Straight Version
Netanyahu survives without a majority, while Eisenkot must chase fragmented factions to keep the seat or trigger another election.
The UNHINGED Take
Netanyahu clings like a Paktiko with shaky allies, Eisenkot escorted by a ghost crew of broken promises, everyone in the mess premium juice for the next rerun.
The Bottom Line
DEFINITELY NOOB COUNCIL / 10
Netanyahu clings like a Paktiko with shaky allies, Eisenkot escorted by a ghost crew of broken promises, everyone in the mess premium juice for the next rerun.
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Netanyahu clings like a Paktiko with shaky allies, Eisenkot escorted by a ghost crew of broken promises, everyone in the mess premium juice for the next rerun. DEFINITELY NOOB COUNCIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/netanyahu-survives-the-election-but-eisenkot-holds-k
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