The Straight Version
Iran launches cyberattacks on Europe; EU urges 72‑hour emergency kits.
The UNHINGED Take
EU stockpiles emergency kits like pizza delivery knots while Iran's cybermen hit shops. One side packing paper bags, the other unleashing digital bullets. Both are just wack crumbs in a terror buffet.
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The Bottom Line
LUCKY OVERCOOKED / 10
EU stockpiles emergency kits like pizza delivery knots while Iran's cybermen hit shops.
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