The Straight Version
Israeli journalist Abed Abu Shehadeh was released without charges after a probe into alleged foreign agent contact.
The UNHINGED Take
The state swings a sledgehammer at a fly and misses, proving the intelligence apparatus has the tactical precision of a drunk toddler in a glass factory.

The Bottom Line
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The state swings a sledgehammer at a fly and misses, proving the intelligence apparatus has the tactical precision of a drunk toddler in a glass factory.
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The state swings a sledgehammer at a fly and misses, proving the intelligence apparatus has the tactical precision of a drunk toddler in a glass factory. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/palestinian-journalist-abed-abu-shehadeh-released-after-probe #NZ
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