The Straight Version
"The tragic events at Bondi demonstrated the devastating consequences when an alleged armed offender attacks innocent people," the unit's commander, Detective Superintendent Andrew Evans, said.
The UNHINGED Take
"Police with assault rifles begin Sydney patrols in wake of Bondi attack" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Police with assault rifles begin Sydney patrols in wake of Bondi attack" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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