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Progressive US Jews call for Eisenkot-led opposition bloc to welcome Arab parties

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Times of Israel·29 Oct, 03:47 am
Progressive US Jews call for Eisenkot-led opposition bloc to welcome Arab parties — Israel
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The Straight Version

Progressive US groups are pressuring Gadi Eisenkot to form a coalition bloc including Arab political parties.

The UNHINGED Take

These diaspora dreamers are trying to force a shotgun wedding between political rivals who despise each other. It is peak liberal delusion to think you can outsource Israel’s survival to a committee in Manhattan.

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COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10

These diaspora dreamers are trying to force a shotgun wedding between political rivals who despise each other.

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These diaspora dreamers are trying to force a shotgun wedding between political rivals who despise each other. COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/progressive-us-jews-call-for-eisenkot-led-opposition #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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