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Spain's train crash kills 69 people: What exactly happened?

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 12:53 pm
Spain's train crash kills 69 people: What exactly happened? — Israel
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The Straight Version

A train crash in Spain killed 69 people, with officials blaming inexplicable errors and massive safety failures.

The UNHINGED Take

Inexplicable circumstances is just bureaucrat-speak for we let the tracks rot while patting ourselves on the back. Spain makes a train set look like a high-stakes suicide mission.

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ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE DISASTER / 10

Inexplicable circumstances is just bureaucrat-speak for we let the tracks rot while patting ourselves on the back.

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Inexplicable circumstances is just bureaucrat-speak for we let the tracks rot while patting ourselves on the back. ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/spains-train-crash-kills-69-people-what-exactly #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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