The Straight Version
Mark Feuerstein returns to Israel after 40 years for a CIA role, citing Tel Aviv gigs and LA antisemitism.
The UNHINGED Take
Feuerstein floats back in his CIA costume, shouting 'Aliyah rules' while the Jews weep, and Hollywood's props get lost in Gaza's punchbowl.

The Bottom Line
JAWBREAKING LIES / 10
Feuerstein floats back in his CIA costume, shouting 'Aliyah rules' while the Jews weep, and Hollywood's props get lost in Gaza's punchbowl.
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Feuerstein floats back in his CIA costume, shouting 'Aliyah rules' while the Jews weep, and Hollywood's props get lost in Gaza's punchbowl. JAWBREAKING LIES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/still-life-in-israel-hollywoods-mark-feuerstein-back #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN
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