The Straight Version
Hackers infiltrated European supermarket refrigeration systems, forcing freezers to heat up to 50 degrees Celsius.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says peak digital era like paying for groceries only to cook your own frozen peas in the aisle. Enjoy that lukewarm salmon paste, Europe, you absolute muppets.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE KITCHEN FIRE / 10
Nothing says peak digital era like paying for groceries only to cook your own frozen peas in the aisle.
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Nothing says peak digital era like paying for groceries only to cook your own frozen peas in the aisle. ABSOLUTE KITCHEN FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/supermarket-cyberattacks-spread-across-europe-as-hackers-turn #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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