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Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas midterm events, opts for ‘tele-rallies’

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 12:44 am
Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas midterm events, opts for ‘tele-rallies’ — Israel
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The Straight Version

Trump cancels Iowa and Kansas rallies, moving to televised events in nearly 20 states.

The UNHINGED Take

So the big Biden‑cross‑dressed clown trades rallies for a bland TV array, hoping Netflix batched support kills real feelings. Congress must fake a digital circus for money, while the people get the usual smokescreen.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN DAMAGED / 10

So the big Biden‑cross‑dressed clown trades rallies for a bland TV array, hoping Netflix batched support kills real feelings.

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So the big Biden‑cross‑dressed clown trades rallies for a bland TV array, hoping Netflix batched support kills real feelings. BRAIN DAMAGED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/trump-cancels-iowa-kansas-midterm-events-opts-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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