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Unlawful haredi protests ramp up near IDF recruitment center in Kiryat Ono

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Jerusalem Post·1 Nov, 07:37 am
Unlawful haredi protests ramp up near IDF recruitment center in Kiryat Ono — Israel
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The Straight Version

Unlawful haredi protestors surround the IDF recruitment center in Kiryat Ono, forcing near‑by traffic reroutes.

The UNHINGED Take

Haredi bullies stalk IDF center, forcing civilians to zigzag like pigeons on a synagogue trip. The IDF? Just waiting for survivors to swallow their own protest sermons.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Haredi bullies stalk IDF center, forcing civilians to zigzag like pigeons on a synagogue trip.

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