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Up to 650,000 special ballots could still turn Israel's election on its head

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ IsraelยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Ynetnewsยท28 Oct, 05:57 am
Up to 650,000 special ballots could still turn Israel's election on its head โ€” Israel
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The Straight Version

Representing roughly 15 Knesset seats' worth of votes, the double-envelope ballots come from soldiers, reservists and displaced Israelis; previous elections show they can boost Zionist parties at the expense of ultra-Orthodox and Arab factions

The UNHINGED Take

"Up to 650,000 special ballots could still turn Israels election on its head" โ€” genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Up to 650,000 special ballots could still turn Israels election on its head" โ€” genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Up to 650,000 special ballots could still turn Israels election on its head" โ€” genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/up-to-650-000-special-ballots-could-still #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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