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US conducting nightly missions to enforce Hormuz blockade, straining aircraft, crew - report

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Jerusalem Post·31 Oct, 02:05 am
US conducting nightly missions to enforce Hormuz blockade, straining aircraft, crew - report — Israel
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The Straight Version

Despite the success of the nightly operations, US officials familiar with the matter told the Wall Street Journal that the frequency of flight operations has put a strain on aircraft and crew members.

The UNHINGED Take

"US conducting nightly missions to enforce Hormuz blockade, straining aircraft, crew - report" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"US conducting nightly missions to enforce Hormuz blockade, straining aircraft, crew - report" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"US conducting nightly missions to enforce Hormuz blockade, straining aircraft, crew - report" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/us-conducting-nightly-missions-to-enforce-hormuz-blockade #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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