The Straight Version
US DOJ expands probe into Alaska Senate race, blaming Democrats for a spoiler.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump's DOJ is clutching a spicy lie, blaring Democrats planted a lifeguard to drown Republicans. Alaska Senate's now a chessboard where a pawn eats toast.
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The Bottom Line
CAPSIZED HUMOR / 10
Trump's DOJ is clutching a spicy lie, blaring Democrats planted a lifeguard to drown Republicans.
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Trump's DOJ is clutching a spicy lie, blaring Democrats planted a lifeguard to drown Republicans. CAPSIZED HUMOR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/us-department-of-justice-expands-its-probe-into #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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