The Straight Version
The US Embassy warned Russians of a credible mass casualty threat near Tsaritsyno Museum Reserve on October 31.
The UNHINGED Take
Pious Washington, think you’re safe? Moscow’s museum is begging for a grenade—your embassy’s tips are about as useful as a souvenir trench coat.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BLATANT ABSURDITY / 10
Pious Washington, think you’re safe?
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