The Straight Version
Over 58 million Americans have cast early ballots in the ongoing midterm elections.
The UNHINGED Take
Fifty-eight million people lining up to pick which geriatric puppet gets to drive the national dumpster fire off a cliff. Democracy is just a raffle for the terminally delusional.

The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10
Fifty-eight million people lining up to pick which geriatric puppet gets to drive the national dumpster fire off a cliff.
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Fifty-eight million people lining up to pick which geriatric puppet gets to drive the national dumpster fire off a cliff. COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/us-midterms-live-more-than-58-million-ballots #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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