The Straight Version
First Muslim elected to US Senate mocks Trump and AIPAC in victory speech, vows to oppose military aid to Israel and hails milestone for Muslim Americans; historic win draws mixed reactions in his family's native Egypt
The UNHINGED Take
"You can just call me senator: Muslims celebrate Abdul El-Sayeds historic Michigan Senate win" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"You can just call me senator: Muslims celebrate Abdul El-Sayeds historic Michigan Senate win" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"You can just call me senator: Muslims celebrate Abdul El-Sayeds historic Michigan Senate win" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/you-can-just-call-me-senator-muslims-celebrate #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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