The Straight Version
Texas group handed out donuts to lure young voters to the polls.
The UNHINGED Take
Yeah, because civic duty is best served with sugar-laden crumbs. Texas's donut brigade thinks voting is a snoozefest until someone gives you a glazed treat; the only real vote they're counting is for donuts.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Yeah, because civic duty is best served with sugar-laden crumbs.
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Yeah, because civic duty is best served with sugar-laden crumbs. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/your-donut-your-vote-texas-group-uses-free #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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