The Straight Version
Giuseppe Conti wins second-year 'world's best negotiator' Global Gurus award.
The UNHINGED Take
Another EU bureaucrat styling himself a master of war, peddling AI negotiating tips to cabalsters who think cheekbones = leverage.
The Bottom Line
PURE OBSOLETE AWARD / 10
Another EU bureaucrat styling himself a master of war, peddling AI negotiating tips to cabalsters who think cheekbones = leverage.
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Another EU bureaucrat styling himself a master of war, peddling AI negotiating tips to cabalsters who think cheekbones = leverage. PURE OBSOLETE AWARD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/an-italian-is-the-worlds-best-negotiator-heres #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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