The Straight Version
Michael Douglas revealed he told a 25-year-younger Catherine Zeta-Jones he would father her children upon first meeting.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says true love like a geriatric predator using his pension plan as a pickup line. Absolute peak mid-life crisis energy from a man who clearly has no shame.
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The Bottom Line
TOXIC BOOMER ENERGY / 10
Nothing says true love like a geriatric predator using his pension plan as a pickup line.
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