The Straight Version
An extremist armed with a crossbow attacked an Israeli embassy guard in Belgrade before being shot dead.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine bringing a glorified hardware store craft project to a gunfight against an embassy guard. Absolute peak incompetence for a pathetic attempt at a holy war.

The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD AMATEUR HOUR / 10
Imagine bringing a glorified hardware store craft project to a gunfight against an embassy guard.
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Imagine bringing a glorified hardware store craft project to a gunfight against an embassy guard. BRAIN DEAD AMATEUR HOUR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/belgrado-attacco-allambasciata-israeliana-ucciso-laggressore-attentato-terroristico #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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