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Belgrado, attacco all’ambasciata israeliana: ucciso l’aggressore. “Attentato terroristico”

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ANSA English·28 Oct, 10:43 am
Belgrado, attacco all’ambasciata israeliana: ucciso l’aggressore. “Attentato terroristico” — Italy
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The Straight Version

An extremist armed with a crossbow attacked an Israeli embassy guard in Belgrade before being shot dead.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine bringing a glorified hardware store craft project to a gunfight against an embassy guard. Absolute peak incompetence for a pathetic attempt at a holy war.

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BRAIN DEAD AMATEUR HOUR / 10

Imagine bringing a glorified hardware store craft project to a gunfight against an embassy guard.

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