The Straight Version
Canada and EU ditch associate membership, opting for closer ties instead.
The UNHINGED Take
Carney swaps the U.S. froth for a Brussels salad. Trump sighs: 'Nice try, Mark, someone's still on the fence.'
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // CANADA EU FLOPGIF
The Bottom Line
SMALL BRAIN / 10
Carney swaps the U.S.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Carney swaps the U.S. SMALL BRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/canada-and-eu-drop-associate-membership-plan-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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