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Caso Garlasco, Stasi vede avvicinarsi la revisione: a chiederla lui e la procura generale

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·3 Nov, 09:17 pm
Caso Garlasco, Stasi vede avvicinarsi la revisione: a chiederla lui e la procura generale — Italy
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The Straight Version

Pavia prosecutors demand a trial for Andrea Sempio as ex, Chiara Poggi, and her lawyers plot to rewrite the case.

The UNHINGED Take

Sempio’s lawyer drafts a rewrite while Pavia prosecutors gape at the truth. Chiara Poggi’s ex is busy staging a drama, but the real scene is a legal circus, and the audience is a dumpster.

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The Bottom Line

SHAMEFUL ROAST / 10

Sempio’s lawyer drafts a rewrite while Pavia prosecutors gape at the truth.

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Sempio’s lawyer drafts a rewrite while Pavia prosecutors gape at the truth. SHAMEFUL ROAST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/caso-garlasco-stasi-vede-avvicinarsi-la-revisione-a #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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