The Straight Version
Jair Bolsonaro fled to Miami following his presidential defeat while facing corruption probes in Brazil.
The UNHINGED Take
The man traded the presidential palace for a Florida retirement home to dodge handcuffs like a coward. Absolute rat behavior masquerading as a political exit.
The Bottom Line
COWARDLY PATHETIC TRASH / 10
The man traded the presidential palace for a Florida retirement home to dodge handcuffs like a coward.
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