The Straight Version
Ex chief of staff Gadi Eisenkot will now rebuild Israel.
The UNHINGED Take
Sure, because nothing says national healing like a war‑scarred general pretending to be a pep‑toker. Eisenkot will patch the state with bullet‑scar tissue—aimless, blood‑soaked nonsense.
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The Bottom Line
STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10
Sure, because nothing says national healing like a war‑scarred general pretending to be a pep‑toker.
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Sure, because nothing says national healing like a war‑scarred general pretending to be a pep‑toker. STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/gadi-eisenkot-il-generale-di-ferro-simile-al #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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