The Straight Version
Caccioppoli sells fabrics to Brad Pitt and a pope, tailored in China, shipped to New York.
The UNHINGED Take
Caccioppoli's luxury cloth: Pitt flaunts it, a pope wears it, China snags the cuts, NYC ideals gatecrash a diaspora of guilty conscience. Big fashion profiteer, small Italian soul.
The Bottom Line
Bleeding Palatine Bankrupt / 10
Caccioppoli's luxury cloth: Pitt flaunts it, a pope wears it, China snags the cuts, NYC ideals gatecrash a diaspora of guilty conscience.
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