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I numeri della paura in Germania: “Nel Paese centinaia di islamisti”

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ANSA English·28 Jul, 11:00 pm
I numeri della paura in Germania: “Nel Paese centinaia di islamisti” — Italy
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German authorities revealed that there are over 9,000 potential Islamists in the country, with 410 having potential for terrorist activities, following the recent attack on the Pride event in Berlin

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Mamma mia, che casino! Germany's got a whole army of would-be terrorists just chillin' and waitin' to strike, and they're just now tellin' us about it? Che schifo, what a disaster! It's like they're sayin' 'oh, by the way, we got a bunch of crazies runnin' around, buon viaggio, good luck with that'

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Mamma mia, che casino!

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