The Straight Version
North Korean hackers stole 6 billion from Binance after baiting engineers with fake LinkedIn job offers.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine losing billions because your genius developers fell for a phishing scam a toddler would spot. Binance really hired the biggest bunch of bellend digital beggars in history.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD GAMBLERS / 10
Imagine losing billions because your genius developers fell for a phishing scam a toddler would spot.
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Imagine losing billions because your genius developers fell for a phishing scam a toddler would spot. BRAIN DEAD GAMBLERS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/il-finto-colloquio-il-virus-il-blitz-cos #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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