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Il focus dei mercati su Midterm: tre scenari dopo il voto. Big tech e banche alla prova dei conti

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·1 Nov, 02:30 pm

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Nasdaq falls steep March low amid midterm volatility concerns.

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Nasdaq's screech? A clown show: markets shivering like love at midnight, while elites trade half‑penny dreams. It's a circus with no tricks, just broken promises.

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Nasdaq's screech?

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