The Straight Version
Italian experts warn of rising fungal infections, noting 75% of women experience at least one candida episode.
The UNHINGED Take
Great, as if dealing with Italy's bureaucracy wasn't a parasitic infection enough, now we have to worry about actual fungi growing on the population. Science says we are rotting from the inside out.
The Bottom Line
MOLDY EXISTENTIAL DREAD / 10
Great, as if dealing with Italy's bureaucracy wasn't a parasitic infection enough, now we have to worry about actual fungi growing on the population.
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Great, as if dealing with Italy's bureaucracy wasn't a parasitic infection enough, now we have to worry about actual fungi growing on the population. MOLDY EXISTENTIAL DREAD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/infezioni-sempre-pi-gravi-lallarme-si-estende-ai #NZElection20
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