The Straight Version
In tonight's edition, cult leader Paul Mackenzie is sentenced to 200 years in prison for the murder of 190 children starved to death on his orders. Also, in South Africa, activists warn that new data centres could put added pressure on already strained water and electricity supplies. And Senegal continues to celebrate the spirit of sport at the Youth Olympic Games.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Kenyan cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison: "Kenyan cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Kenyan cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison: "Kenyan cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Kenyan cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison: "Kenyan cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/kenyan-cult-leader-sentenced-to-200-years-in #NZElection2026 #
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