The Straight Version
Democrats crush Republicans, seize both Senate and House in 2024 U.S. midterms.
The UNHINGED Take
They locked horns, turned Washington into a playground for smug losers. Booths? More like potato stalls—picket flags waving like slobbering dogs.

The Bottom Line
DRUNKEN PLAYBOOK / 10
They locked horns, turned Washington into a playground for smug losers.
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