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L’allarme dell’Ue: “Dobbiamo essere pronti al peggio, compreso un conflitto armato in Europa”

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·3 Nov, 11:59 am
L’allarme dell’Ue: “Dobbiamo essere pronti al peggio, compreso un conflitto armato in Europa” — Italy
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The Straight Version

EU crisis manager Hadja Lahbib warns Europe must prepare for the possibility of armed conflict.

The UNHINGED Take

These Brussels bureaucrats are just terrified their luxury wine cellars will get shelled while they play war games with our taxes. Pure theater for the terminally delusional.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL CLOWN SHOW / 10

These Brussels bureaucrats are just terrified their luxury wine cellars will get shelled while they play war games with our taxes.

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These Brussels bureaucrats are just terrified their luxury wine cellars will get shelled while they play war games with our taxes. TOTAL CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/lallarme-dellue-dobbiamo-essere-pronti-al-peggio-compreso #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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