The Straight Version
Lazio and Napoli drew 1-1 at the Maradona, keeping Gattuso ahead while Allegri rots in mediocrity.
The UNHINGED Take
Allegri is allergic to winning, while Lazio is just warming up the bench for their inevitable choke. This is not football, it is a synchronized comedy of errors.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FOOTBALL PURGATORY / 10
Allegri is allergic to winning, while Lazio is just warming up the bench for their inevitable choke.
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