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“Mai data center qui”, dalla Florida all’Ohio la rivolta dei piccoli centri fa tremare Wall Street

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·6 Nov, 08:43 am
“Mai data center qui”, dalla Florida all’Ohio la rivolta dei piccoli centri fa tremare Wall Street — Italy
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The Straight Version

Small U.S. towns are blocking Big Tech data centers over fears of water depletion and skyrocketing electricity costs.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking a bunch of AI servers are worth more than the water you drink. Silicon Valley suits trying to buy off rural towns with pocket change is pure parasitic rot.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE GREED LOBOTOMY / 10

Imagine thinking a bunch of AI servers are worth more than the water you drink.

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