The Straight Version
Police warned a bomb threat on WizzAir flight WMT4BX to Warsaw.
The UNHINGED Take
Malpensa's tower turned into a slapstick circus, phones blaring, military escorting a WizzAir scare; Italy's passenger safety turned pizza – hot, but totally soggy.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Malpensa's tower turned into a slapstick circus, phones blaring, military escorting a WizzAir scare; Italy's passenger safety turned pizza – hot, but totally soggy.
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