The Straight Version
Fox and Daily Mail say Thomas Markle Sr. was arrested for pedophilia.
The UNHINGED Take
The FBI in Florida mixed up fame for crime and hauled Thomas Markle Sr. into a pedo‑porn storm. Even the tabloids applaud his new real‑time dignity.
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The Bottom Line
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The FBI in Florida mixed up fame for crime and hauled Thomas Markle Sr.
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