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Militari a Milano, il governo proroga fino al 31 marzo la presenza dei 500 parà

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·31 Oct, 11:28 am
Militari a Milano, il governo proroga fino al 31 marzo la presenza dei 500 parà — Italy
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The Straight Version

The government extended the military presence in Milan until March 31, costing taxpayers six million euros.

The UNHINGED Take

Burning six million euros to play soldier in Milan is the ultimate sign of a spineless government terrified of its own shadow. Keep your paracadutisti; the city needs actual competence, not a taxpayer-funded pantomime.

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The Bottom Line

FISCAL DISASTER / 10

Burning six million euros to play soldier in Milan is the ultimate sign of a spineless government terrified of its own shadow.

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Burning six million euros to play soldier in Milan is the ultimate sign of a spineless government terrified of its own shadow. FISCAL DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/militari-a-milano-il-governo-proroga-fino-al #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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