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Musk says Tesla to wind down polarising Cybertruck production as sales lag

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 03:35 pm
Musk says Tesla to wind down polarising Cybertruck production as sales lag — Italy
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The Straight Version

Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production because sales are lagging.

The UNHINGED Take

Elon Musk, obsessed with space, now stuck with a truck that looks like a bowling ball. Tesla’s cancelation because buyers prefer scooters to steel trucks.

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The Bottom Line

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Elon Musk, obsessed with space, now stuck with a truck that looks like a bowling ball.

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Elon Musk, obsessed with space, now stuck with a truck that looks like a bowling ball. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/musk-says-tesla-to-wind-down-polarising-cybertruck #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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