The Straight Version
Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production because sales are lagging.
The UNHINGED Take
Elon Musk, obsessed with space, now stuck with a truck that looks like a bowling ball. Tesla’s cancelation because buyers prefer scooters to steel trucks.

The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Elon Musk, obsessed with space, now stuck with a truck that looks like a bowling ball.
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Elon Musk, obsessed with space, now stuck with a truck that looks like a bowling ball. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/musk-says-tesla-to-wind-down-polarising-cybertruck #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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