The Straight Version
Zinedine Zidane announced his France squad for Nations League matches against Italy and Turkey, featuring Pablo Pagis.
The UNHINGED Take
Zidane is dusting off the fossils and praying Pagis is more than a glorified training cone to save his skin from total humiliation against us.

The Bottom Line
FRAUDULENT TACTICAL DISASTER / 10
Zidane is dusting off the fossils and praying Pagis is more than a glorified training cone to save his skin from total humiliation against us.
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Zidane is dusting off the fossils and praying Pagis is more than a glorified training cone to save his skin from total humiliation against us. FRAUDULENT TACTICAL DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/nations-league-zinedine-zidane-balances-surprise-and-continuity
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