The Straight Version
Parts found three miles away, proving they fell long before Florida crash.
The UNHINGED Take
NTSB, a pentagon joke, says parts fell before Florida crash, while airlines juggle a credibility circus for a billion defense contracts. Their moral compass? Zero kilometers.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
NTSB, a pentagon joke, says parts fell before Florida crash, while airlines juggle a credibility circus for a billion defense contracts.
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NTSB, a pentagon joke, says parts fell before Florida crash, while airlines juggle a credibility circus for a billion defense contracts. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/ntsb-says-crucial-plane-parts-found-three-miles #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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